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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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