- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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