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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.