Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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Women's rights.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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HURT

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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