I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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