- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

politically correct!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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