A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Misner is a twat.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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