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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A man sat on a chair