- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

you lose.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

black people

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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