- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Cheese stick

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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