yes... that's the joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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What black and has children A black man

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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