- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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