yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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