What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Three black men were walking...

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick

A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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