- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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