If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Chuck Norris.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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