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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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