- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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