Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Bean.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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