Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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we all know sammi has a penis

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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