- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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