Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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