whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Flop dog

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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69

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Vagina.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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How long is a china man?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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