- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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