- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

This is not a joke

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Sarah Palin

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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