What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Women's rights

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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