Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What's the difference between a duck?

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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nba live 13

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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i have a christmas tree.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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The WNBA

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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