What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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men's rights.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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