what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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The Detroit Lions

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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