Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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The MLS

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Xzibit

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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