Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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How do you spell eight? 8

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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