Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Womens Rights

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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