- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Cleveland winning something

This is a joke setup.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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