The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Rick santorum

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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