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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

hey John will you make some copies

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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