What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Anti Joke

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