- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

whats long and green? weed

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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