Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

DERP

skurfboards we love fat kids

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

My butt!!!!!!!!

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

Black people being friendly.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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