- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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