What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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