How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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every cloud has a silver lining

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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