How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Chuck Norris.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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