- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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