whats long and green? weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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0 + 0 = 0

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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