A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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we all know sammi has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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