yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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