what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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what?

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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