What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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A Sloth runs...

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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