Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

You read the Terms of Service.

Women.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

How come grilled cheese?

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Thumbs this down

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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