- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Anti-jokes are funny.

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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