- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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