Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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What's big and white?

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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