What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Butt poop.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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