- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Yes!

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So a seal walks into a club..

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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