- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Nickelback

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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