What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Tony Romo

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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OIO

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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