Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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