- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

This is not a joke

Your mom is fat

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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