- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

25

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Nah

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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