- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

My Nan, that is all.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

to get to the other side.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Jacob Edwards has friends

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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