Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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